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11.08.2007

New news.

Might be coming very soon. Stay tuned, ya bastards.

3.06.2007

I feel blogged down.

I have been blogging.

Just not here.

As a few of you know, I started a t-shirt company www.13shirts.com. I have recently started a blog for that site, and our dart travels. If you would like to check it out, go to www.13shirts.blogspot.com and let me know you found me.
See ya there, maybe.

12.18.2006

Merry Christmas!


Yeah, I know. I never do anything around here anymore. Well, here is the reason...

I suck.

Yeah, as if you didn't know that already. I spend so much time online nowadays, that when I don't have anything to do, I usually shut the laptop down and give the eyes a rest. (That is my newest excuse.)

So how the hell is everyone? That's great! Glad to hear it!

Hot damn...it's time for me to go again.

It was great seeing you all again! Really, it was.

So, Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, and a Merry Kwanza to you and yours-

Patrick

PS. I love the 2 of you that still check in on me.

8.28.2006

Hey everyone.

(This post is dedicated to anyone that still comes here, even though I have neglected you all for so many months now.)

Well, what have I been up to? For those of you that actually see me every once in a while, you all pretty much know what I am about to say. But really, I have been trying to get my dream going stronger and stronger every day that I am online. I have spent much time on myspace trying to promote 13shirts.com and make new and different friends. Although none of them will ever replace any of you.

But that's basically what I have been doing. Designing, promoting, selling, and networking all in hopes that my venture takes off. Maria has been so supportive of me, as well as many friends and family. The word of mouth seems to really be picking up. And that is what will make or break me.

This summer we spent a good deal of time with our friends, at various picnics and parties. I would get a nice sunburn one day, then not see the sun for a week or so, then I would get burnt again the next time we ventured out. So that was fun! My poor bald head. Many a summer hour was spent cornholing (not that type of cornholing though, I'm not that lucky). At almost every summer event we played the game also known as "Corn Toss", and everyone had a great time. Props to Maria for her awesome cornbag making skills, as after many hours of playing, we didn't break even one seam.

And now football season is back, and we had our fantasy draft this past evening. It is always fun to spend time with those guys, even though they know I am going to kick their ass, they still are nice to me. Also have been playing a little poker again. After playing steady for about 8 years, I pretty much took a 2 year break. After the poker boom, I kinda shyed away, but I think I might start rounding again. And I've been playing a bunch of darts (mostly in my dining room on a steel tip board). And I even played a few games in there Saturday night after we got the UFC payperveiw event. Stick, Toul, Walton, Gef and I played a few fun games of 501. Gef took out every out he had. It was outstanding!

Sorry this post has been one big ramble, made to look like an actual post (my use of paragraphs may have deceived you). Please forgive me, as I just felt the need to check in with all of you.

I'll be back-

Patrick

8.21.2006

Here, play something.


Click Here to go to 13shirts.com!

You have to find and click on the woman. Fun, huh?

7.24.2006

What's open this late?


13shirts.com is! And it is about damn time if you ask me. Thanks to all of you for being so patient (and some not so patient) with me during these hard times. I am sure it will be worth it.

Patrick

Oh and...go check out the damn site and spend some of that money you've been hiding away!

6.18.2006

Finally, something to write about.




I know I haven't been around here much, and I have heard about it daily. But not much has been going on other than trying to get the site fully functional.

The picture above was taken at Maria's 30th birthday bash that took place earlier this month. It was a great time, and everyone seemed to have fun. Friends from far and wide attended. And Maria is thankful for all the great gifts she got! So thanks from her, to all of you.

Then yesterday we went to Kennywood with Sarah, Dog, Abby and Gef. It was hotter than a fat man's nutsack! I found every bit of shade I could, as I watched fat girls walking around in bikini tops. It was exciting as it always is. Although watching Abby laugh and run around after every ride really makes me smile. I got a little sun and won a few prizes, so all in all it was a good day.



Happy Father's Day! While I am here, just thought I would let my dad know I was thinking of him although I didn't get to actually see him on this day. We spoke on the phone, but he, just as the rest of you, would like to see my face on a daily basis. Your gift is on it's way... it's not my fault you have Sasquatch feet and I had to order them online.

-
Patrick oot.

5.20.2006

The Baby Tommarello.



On Wednesday (May 17th) at 4:39 pm., Giovanni Luigi Tommarello was born. He tipped the scales at 8 pounds 3 ounces and stretched out at 21 inches. He came into this world with a full head of black hair, and sporting a schwance that would make any man jealous. The baby, Mother Kelly, and Papa Giulio are all doing well and are happy to be home.

If you would like to leave a comment wishing them well, please feel free to do so.

Uncle Patrick out.

4.05.2006

I'm not a Slacker!

I really have been using my time to get 13shirts.com up and running, that is why I haven't been here lately. Please forgive me. And for all of you checking 13shirts out, and saying to yourself, "he hasn't done anything here lately either". I have been doing much work on it but haven't re-upped that site because I am not brick and mortar ready to launch the shopping cart yet. There will be close to 30 shirt designs when it gets launched, and will have a full shopping cart for ease of use.

Again, I would like to say sorry for blowing this site off, and I appretiate all of you that still check in here on a regualr basis! You are not forgotten!

All will be back to normal over the next couple weeks-
Patrick

3.03.2006

Alive...

Just thought I would let you know I was still alive.

Busy, Busy, Busy-
Patrick

2.21.2006

Sick...


First off, let me say congrats to Sarah on the game. You nailed it right off the bat! Good job.

Now, I know I was really tired on Sunday night, but little did I know that I was on the verge of death! I woke up monday coughing and running a fever of 102. I coulnd't make our dart match, and I could hardly drag myself downstairs. There was a 24 hour stretch that I actually slept for 20 of those hours. I still feel like crap, but Maria is trying her best to take good care of me. I hope to be better soon, as I need to get some shirts made up. Thanks again for everyones help this past weekend! Without you all wearing our shirts, nobody would know who the hell we are.

Thanks (cough)-
Patrick

2.19.2006

Tired...

I am tired from this past weekend, so forgive me if I don't have much to say. We really had so much fun, and we seemed to get the 13shirts.com name out there very well. If you were there...leave a comment.

Here is another game. I took a screenshot from one of my favorite movies and blurred the image. Your job is to leave a comment with your guess as to which movie it is from. Good luck!



I will post more on this past weekend soon-
Patrick

2.14.2006

Did you like it?


Young Guns, was one bad ass flick! Doc and Dirty Steve take a bath together, played by Kiefer Sutherland and Dermot Mulroney. I am sure you all liked this new game, and if you would like to see more games like this, just leave a comment letting me know if you liked it.

Also check out some early designs at www.13shirts.com and let me know what you think. I value your feedback, and would like to know how the shirts and the website look so far. Please leave some comments for me! I need your help.

And if there is a shirt you would like to order, please let me know and I will try and get one made for you asap.

Working hard-
Patrick

2.10.2006

Tuesday game on Friday?

Yeah...whatever! I know that I haven't been around much, as I have been doing a lot of work trying to get things going with these shirts. Most of you at the Pittsburgh Bullshooter, will get a taste of many great things to come.

So here with go with the game. I have blurred a screenshot from one of my favorite movies. You have to guess what movie it was from, and you can even go as far as naming one of the 2 actors/actresses. Just leave a comment with your guess and your name. Doesn't seem that hard. Let's see how you do!



This game is sponsored by Scott Avolio, ESQ. Just give him a call for any legal need! Tell him Patrick sent you! You really don't have to tell him I sent you, but you really should call him with any issues you may have (but telling him I sent you might be to your advantage, as I am held in high regard in the legal world!).

2.06.2006

Holy Shit!


Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! ...*inhale*... Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win! Steelers win!

Is this for real? It doesn't feel real yet to me, but damn I'm excited! Detroit Steel City!

Thanks Mr. Bettis for all the great years of smash mouth football. I will be sure do the "Bettis Rumble" at the Pittsburgh Bullshooter this year!

1.30.2006

It's a Boy!


Well I got a wonderful email from one of my long time friends, Matt Wilson, on Sunday. And he wrote to inform me that he and his beautiful wife Amy had a baby boy and named him Zachary Thomas Wilson. He was born on January 18th and he was 8 lb. 10 oz. and 21 in. long. Word is everyone is doing well! Congratulations Wilson family! Thanks for the good news Willy!

Patrick

1.26.2006

What's the word?

As I sit here listening to a few songs on the trusty old ipod, I felt like getting something off my chest. Hair. That's right, I am thing about getting a full body wax. Now that might seem like a crazy thing to do for a hairy bastard like me, but I am trying to remember the days before I had body hair. They seem like easier times. So in my sometimes confusing mind, I started believing that no body hair = less problems. Now I would never try shaving my chest/belly area, cause I have a friend (who will remain nameless) that shaved his belly once, and he broke out in a rash when the stubble started growing back and we laughed every time he showed it to us.

But as I type this, I am starting to think that I should drop a few pounds first. Cause I am not sure which site would be scarier, "chubby and hairy" or "chubby and silky smooth"?

Other than my hair news, there is not much new on my end. Well nothing that I can publish on this site. So what's happening with you all? I just want to remind you all that I have a myspace site and I need more friends, so if you are on there, please go to the right side of this page and click on my ugly mug and request a myspace friendship. We also have a Frappr map that is also free to join, so click on it and add yourself.

Chat with you soon-
Patrick

PS. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if you removed "Q" and "R".

1.23.2006

Here we go!

Well I just got finished watching the Steelers beat the Broncos for the second time today (god I love tivo), and I wanted to stop in and say hey to all my fellow members of "Steeler Nation"! What a ride it has been this year. Please leave a comment with your favorite moment from the AFC Championship game.

And thanks to all that participated in Tuesday's beat my caption game! I am in too good of a mood to pick a winner, so you all win...congrats! And for all my friends, I posted the newest version of the Steeler Fight Song (aka. Here We Go) in mp3 format. So if you want it just go to the following link and download it. "Here We Go" Enjoy!

Nerves still wacked-
Patrick

1.17.2006

Tuesday!

It's late/early and I am finally getting tired. So here is the picture for this weeks installment of "Tuesday's, beat my caption". Here we go...

"Bitch stole my fish!"

Now come up with a better caption and post it in the comments section. Sorry to keep this short but sweet...but I gotta go to bed.

Patrick

1.10.2006

Told you I would be back.

Well we aren't going to have a game this week, but we are gonna do something kinda fun. I got a Frappr map for this site and I would really like all of to sign up. Even if this is your first time here, it's quick and free. Just click on this link "Doubleout Frappr", and add your info. This will be cool seeing where other doubleouters are from.

Hope to see you there-
Patrick

Check out our Frappr!

Oopsie Daisies!

Well it's 4:30 in the AM and I forgot it was Tuesday. Dealing with ipod issues so please forgive me. I will be on midday with some fun.

Patrick

1.08.2006

Who Dey?

After watching my Steelers answer the age old question "Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengals?", I felt inspired to come here and let the world know how pleased I am with that victory. Sorry to any of my Cincy Fans (Azrael) that come here, as I am sure the photos shown here might be worse than seeing naked pictures of someone's Grandmother, but I am gonna cheer while I can.

Also I am ready for the comeback of Howard Stern, as I will wake up early tomorrow to hear his first words on Sirius. My new receiver will be tuned to Howard 100 (sirius radion channel 100) @ 6 am Monday morning. Let the revolution begin.

1.07.2006

Yeah for nipples!

Ok, so that wasn't all that tough of a Tuesday game. Dog's nipples are known around the world! What was I thinking? So good job to all of you that guessed correctly.

I am watching a little playoff football right now, and will be heading out to play darts in a bit. So I wanted to jump on here and say hi. Thanks for looking! Make yourself at home. You want a sandwich?

Oh...be sure to get the uncorked version of "Wedding Crashers" and watch it a few times. That movie is fun and funny! I think I watched it 4 times this week already. Also another good one was "40 Year Old Virgin", we watched that last Sunday and we laughed multiple times. So that's this weeks installment of "Movies with Patrick Elston". If I see anything good this week, I will be sure to let you know how it was. If you would like me to review any movie in particular, just leave a comment letting me know what it is, cause I've probably already seen it.

Going to shave my heads (that's right...I said "Heads")-
Patrick

1.03.2006

It's 2006 Beatch!



Now I know what you are thinking...why is there a nipple game to start the year out? Well, this past New Years Eve party was kinda like Mardi Gras, right here in New Kensington. There were people flashing my camera left and right! So I though I would take one picture and see if you could figure out who's nipple it really is. So click on the picture (that makes it bigger) and leave a comment as to who's nipple you think it is. Nice! It could be any of the people pictured, so take your time and really stare at that nipple for a long long time, and when you think you figured it out, go back and look at it for a few more minutes.

After you have made your guess, you can check out some other photos Here. These pics are not intended for viewers under the age of 18 (so that means Gina the Super Intern's boyfriend cannot look unless supervised by an adult). You can also use the comment section to tell us about your New Years Eve happening. We would all like to know if you had a good time and all that jazz. Also vote in the new poll on the right!

I also promise to make your online time even more entertaining this year, as my mind is getting more focused in my latter years. But for now I would like to make a small rant to start the year off.

The show "Cribs" on MTV might just be the most pissing me off show in the history of television! I can't stand seeing these celebs, bragging about have 5 cars, movie rooms, hot tubs, marble floors, pools tables, fur coats, rooms full of shoes, swimming pools, 23 bathrooms, and a Sub-Z refrigerator that looks like it was just filled/decorated by that homo Bobby Trendy from the Anna Nicole Smith Show...gots my "Cristal" Bitch! Most of these jackoffs are idiots that look like they have never set foot in what they call their home, and don't appreciate a god damn thing they own. But I watch this shit every time it's on....Aaaaagggghhhhhhh!

Wondering how it's 2006 already-
Patrick

12.27.2005

I got new stuff.


Well another Christmas has come and gone. But one thing is for sure, I will always remember this one. It all started Friday night when we celebrated Mike's 40th birthday. My mom cooked a Turkey and Taters, while Sarah took care of the rest of the grub. Everything was delicious! After we ate, we played Holiday Charades and laughed a lot. (people present: Sarah, Abby, Rob, Me, Maria, Toul, Kelly, Terry, and of course Mike) Maria and I got home and wrapped a bunch of gifts.

Christmas Eve started with a quick visit from The Wa-Wa's (Andy and Kelly) who stopped and gave us a nice bottle of wine for the holiday, we then went to my Mom's place to open gifts and have a wonderful dinner with her and my Sisters family. I got so much nice stuff, and I think they all enjoyed what we got them. (people present: Me, Maria, Sarah, Rob, Abby, Terry, Grandma, and Aunt the Nun) We left there and went to Giulios parents house for some Italian Xmas eve Din-Din. They welcomed us into their home and I proceeded to eat all kinds on fish. It was all so good and his family is great. (people present: Me, Maria, Toul, Kelly, Steve, Toul's parents, sisters, niece and nephew, and sister fiancee) Oh yeah...did I tell you that Toul asked Kelly to marry him, and she said yes! I can't wait for that party!

We then drove back home (with Kelly and Toul in tow) to get ready for our annual Xmas Eve bash. We made it in just enough time to exchange with them before anyone else showed up. But once people started coming, they just kept coming! Not much after 9pm, our house was holiday central. There was food, booze, friends, and gifts all night long! (So many pictures...just click here to see them) The sunglasses we gave as our party favors, seemed to really be a hit. Man, there was so much fun, it would take me hours to tell you all about it. So just check out the pictures and use your imagination. The last few people left around 3 am and I joined Maria for a Christmas Slumber. (people present at party: Me, Maria, Toul, Kelly, Michele, Buz, Therese, Herb, Sarah, Abby, Rob, Billy, Kelly, Terry, Rod, Judi, Jake, Mary, Mike, Gef, Donna, and Ella)

Christmas day was spent visiting Maria's Dad and Grandma in Oakmont, and giving them their gifts. I always enjoy seeing them as they always make me smile. We then stopped at Nancy's house for dinner and the gift exchange with my Mom's family. We got some nice stuff and had a few laughs, and some really good food. Sarah got nothing in the gift exchange and we all cracked up at her expense. (people there: Alot) Then went to my Dad's to visit with he and Judi. I was happy to see him alive, after all the boozing he did at my house the night before. I ate mass amounts of cookies and still had a plate of food. We gave them gifts and it seemed as though we did good with our selections. Rod, you better like that Cornhole set we made you. We dropped off Sarah and Abby (we seem to pick up passengers wherever we go, it's ok though, cause we like them). Getting home, we were tired and ready to relax and go through the loot we got. We got so many nice things, and I want to thank each and everyone of you for the thoughtful gifts you bought us this year! Good job everyone!

Well, it's 4:29 am and I am tired. Leave a comment and let me know how your holiday was. Ok?

Still sporting holiday hard nipples-
Patrick

12.22.2005

Bells will be ringing...

The big day is almost here, are you ready? We are almost ready with only a few more things to buy, and some cleaning to do around the house. I can almost taste my mothers poppyseed cake right now! Hot damn, do I love me some god damn christmas! 3 days left to buy me that special something, although cash always works. I don't even need a card, just slip that dough right in my digits, baby!

Unwrapping shortly-
Patrick

12.19.2005

Abby's Christmas song for you!


Here it is, the most requested video on the internet this holiday season! Abby's Christmas Song! Just click on the link here, and download the small .avi file and enjoy! If this video doesn't get you in the holiday spirit, I am not sure what could. Please leave a comment letting Abby know if you liked it.

"A menorah!" To you all-
Patrick

12.13.2005

This spot is reserved...

It is reserved for the Tuesday post that will be coming on Tuesday afternoon. Stay tuned and be sure to check back in. In the meantime, you can read and comment on other posts.

*Update* 02:13pm Tuesday December 13

I told you I would post something, but I don't think we will have a Tuesday game this week. I know all of you are sad but here is what we can do. If you leave a comment with a Christmas Wish List, that way all of your friends that check this site out will have a good idea what to get you this year. Seeing as there is only like 11 or 12 shopping days left, and I still need to buy you something.

I promise to have a great holiday edition Tuesday game next week, maybe we can play "how many hairs does Patrick have on his chest?". You would take a guess and whoever gets closest will win (kind of like when stores fill a bathtub with jellybeans and everyone gets a guess). Now all I need is a volunteer to actually count the hairs on my chest. Just leave a comment if you are interested in this job. If you are applying for the counter position, please make sure you have warm hands, and you must have a soft touch around my nipples...they are very very sensitive!

Well, I got to get some shopping done-
Patrick

12.09.2005

Let it snow...



Holy Jack Johnson! They said it was going to snow and damnit if they weren't right. It is a virtual winter wonderland here on Charles Ave. I spent a good bit of the evening outside with Ella, as she loves the snow cause she can just pee anywhere she wants. Tonight she dropped some whiz right in the middle of my driveway...Lucky! For some reason, I always like the first real snowfall of the year.

Also, I am wrapping my gift for Friday's White Elephant party and it's a doozy. I hope Gef brings another piece of taxidermy, cause I gave my Grandma the squirrel I got last year. For all of you coming tonight...I will see you there, and please bring me something to eat. Thanks!

And the latest Tuesday Game winner is Toul with his fitting caption of "Bush. We got Bush.". That made me laugh almost as hard as the picture I took of him last year at the Pittsburgh Bullshooter. Maybe he will be willing to let me post it someday. Cause it might prove Kelly's theory wrong, that Giulio is "The hottest guy in the world". But anyways, thanks to everyone that played, and for having such a long time between beat my caption games, not one of you has lost your touch! Thanks again for playing!

See most of you this weekend-
Patrick

Please!!! I want some comments from people that come to my site and never say anything on here. I know there are a bunch of you, cause you all tell me you check in on doubleout.com, but you never tell me on here about it. Just click on the comments, and write something, and put your name in (you don't have to be a member or have an account), then copy the security code thingy and click post comment. Easy like easy cheese! Please, let me see your name in lights!

12.06.2005

Tuesday's game got bigger.

Why don't we play "Tuesday's, Beat my caption" for old times sake! I just thought a few of you might be missing this classic game. You all know how it works, but for some of our newer fans I will go over it quickly. Look at the photo, think of something clever, leave it as a comment, and pray that I think you are funny. Easy huh? Let's do this shit!


"I've seen my share of furry bushes in my day, but this takes the cake!"

Think you got what it takes to beat that caption? I don't think you have what it takes...but that's just me. Wanna prove me wrong? Go ahead, I am not afraid to admit when I am wrong. But I am afraid of success, so don't tell anyone how talented I am...thanks!

Smell ya later-
Patrick

12.05.2005

Quest for Inspirado.

Sometimes I come to this site with plans of the ultimate update. You know what I am talking about, one of those really good entries that get the people around here talking. But when I get here my mind goes...well, blank. I search for inspiration and think of the things I have done in the past few days and hope that something great happened that I could tell you about.

Like right now I am considering telling you about missing Abby in the Christmas Parade cause I was helping my man Erick (Stick) with some remodeling work. I was conflicted and would have loved to see her marching (please send pics if you have any to pdelston@verizon.net), but I had already promised to help, and I was glad to have that opportunity to learn a ton of new stuff.

I could also fill you in on this past Friday, when Mia and I put up our Christmas Tree and decorated the house. I am such a holiday fagola! We had fun and didn't even argue about how the lights looked when they were put on (Over the past 7 years, we have come up with an Xmas decorating plan, cause usually I would put the lights on and she would claim they weren't right, then I would rip them off the tree with "great vengeance and furious anger" and Maria would end up doing it the right way. Now, I put the tree together, then she does the lights, then we both put the ornaments up...it's a nice plan of attack.). We had a nice evening and got some new festive items at the Big K.

I could tell you about Saturday night, shooting darts at the PLMS and getting doubleout.com alum Michelle (birthday girl) as my partner. We played well but came up a little bit short of the title (we took 3rd). We all seemed to have a good time, although I didn't get to see any boobies, and I really like seeing boobies on Saturdays!

I can complain about the fact that when you are having one of those really-really good sex dreams, and you wake up right before you make your "O Face" (you know what I'm sayin!). Son of a bitch! I hate when that happens...don't you?

I might even share watching the damn Steelers lose to the Bungholes, but I am sure that you all got to enjoy that shite as much as we did. F*ck Ohio (sorry azrael)!

Well, I am not sure what I want to tell you about, so I am just gonna go and think of something for tomorrow.

Inspire me with a comment...please!-
Patrick

PS...If you are reading this Maria, it was you in that dream...you are the only one I dream about. ;)