The Shocker? What's that?

On this site from time to time, I make a referance to a hand gesture known as the "Shocker". Although many have heard (or had this done to them) of the Shocker, I have had some viewers ask me "what does that mean?". Well here it is, plain and simple.
I love to drop some knowledge on y'all! By the way, pictured above is the wax mold I had made of my hand.

WARNING: People easily offended, may not want to scroll down! Seriously! Don't read this then get mad at me! I didn't invent this term, I just think it's funny.

Shocker: The art of inserting 2 fingers into a woman's "Na-Na" and 1 finger into her backside (thus Shocking them). Slang terms include the following.
-Two in the Pink, One in the Stink
-Two in the Goo, One in the Poo
-Two where it Squirts, One where it Hurts
-Two in the Gash, One in the Ass
-Two where you Snack, One around Back
-Two in the Coot, One in the Boot
-Two in the Bush, One in the Tush
-Two in the Jelly, One in the Smelly
-Two in the Juice, One in the Deuce
-Business in the Front, Party in the Back
-Two for the Juice, One for the Caboose
-Two in the Butter, One in the Gutter
-(if performed on a man) Two for the Sack, One in the Back

Now you all are ready to graduate to Pervert University (P.U.). I know that sometimes the truth hurts, but I thought you wouldn't mind learning something (even though it wasn't pretty). Again, please don't hold this against me, you friggin Prude! We are all grown-ups, so close your mouth (assuming you are in a state of shock) and get over it, it's not that bad (it's better getting a "Vulcan").

Always Shocking-
Patrick

Got a shocker slogan of your own? Wanna request a topic? Feel like calling me a Pig? Wanna send me naked pictures? Leave a comment. Don't worry, I won't be offended at whatever you have to say.