Excuse me Miss, can I buy you a pick-up line?
The other night a few of us were discussing bad pick-up lines, so I thought I should post a few and let you decide which has the best chance of getting you laid (or giving up the "Na Na" if you are female). Here goes!
-Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
-Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
-Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
-If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
-Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
-Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
-I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?
-I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
-What winks and makes love like a panther? (What?) -wink
-You must have a ninja in your pants cuz your ass is kicking
-My love for you is like diareah..it never ends!
-I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
-I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty.
-Can I even get a fake number?
-They call me coffee cause i grind so fine
-Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted. (this one works every time)
-You might as well sleep with me because im going to tell everyone we did anyway!
-Look, im either going to your place with you, or behind you..... Your choice
-"You remind me of cheese..."I LIKE cheese."
-I might not be the best looking guy here, but I AM the only one talking to you.
-Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Leave a comment picking your favorite...or add a new line, whatever.
Patrick
posted by Patrick at
12:04 PM
5 Comments:
"Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted."
Was there really any other choice? Maybe there was? You tell me.
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Patrick, at 15/6/05 12:27 PM
Some guy once said to me, when I had a suntan..."I bet your good parts look flourescent"
Eeeewwww
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Anonymous, at 15/6/05 1:16 PM
LMAO!!! I think "Do you mid if I hang out her untill its safe back where I farted" was how Al and I met. But that is way better then the one I get now which is "Hey baby, do you cum here often?".
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Michelle, at 15/6/05 1:53 PM
"Your parents must be retared, because you're special!"
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Anonymous, at 16/6/05 10:51 AM
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
my personal fav....Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
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Anonymous, at 16/6/05 11:01 AM
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