Scotty don't lose that number!

Holy Shazbutt! "Scott my Attorney" came through strong this week and is the winner of a "Got Shocker?" Sticker, with the Caption "PENDOT workers take it to a new level..." . We caught up with Scott just after he finished up with his new client and asked him what he thought about being this week's big winner. "My mustache has never looked so good." Scott told us while stoking his upper lip. ""I just trimmed it with my new Signature Series Trimmer!" (shown below).

We then asked Scott about the time he spent at St. Vincents, and also about being a member of "The Banker's Club". He told us "I wasn't in Banker's Club! Why would you think that I, Scott your Attorney would be a mem...Oh, you are just asking me that cause I always mess with Maria, saying she is from Verona. Huh? I will never say that about her again, cause she really is the sweetest girl I have ever met." And I said "You trying to make a move on my girlie? She ain't gonna fall for that, Mustache rides...5 cents Line!" Then Scott told me "I would never do that, I have a wife and kids that I love very much!" Then I told him "Damn right, cause I will shave that Mustache right off your face, and make a hairpiece out of it for myself!" And after that, we kinda ended the interview and he got in his Benz and left.

Thanks Scott for the best Interview (that never was) doubleout.com has ever seen! Congrats on your new sticker, as it should be delivered within the week. Oh yeah, I feel like suing someone, cause I am running a little low on the Cash Flow! Probably cause nobody seems to want to donate to www.doubleout.com (look to the right of this page for the easy to use Donate button).

See you bitches of the Flip Side-

Patrick