I Forgot "Tuesday's, Beat My Caption"!

I ended up staying at work until 9:30 tonight (we close at 8:00) cause everyone knew I was looking forward to watching the Home Run Derby on ESPN. I ended up getting 2 deals out of it though and my girly Maria got the tivo kicking so all was well. I walked through the door at 9:50 with a 12" Chicken Salad MTO and a 32 oz bottle of Fruit Punch Power Aide in my hand. I munched and watched for the next 2+ hours, then decided I should get an early start on my sleepy time (I normally hop in the sack around 2:30). I headed for the shower at 12:30 and was proud of myself, cause I have been getting pretty tired at work lately. But while lathering my muscular thighs, a moment of terror consumed me. I forgot all about "Tuesday's Beat My Caption"! Oh Shizzle, won't the people be mad at me when they awake in the morning and run for their computers, only to find the same crap they saw yesterday! Their worst nightmares were going to come true, unless I cowboy up, and drag my glistening man-chest downstairs to the laptop. So here I sit, fresh as a springtime rainfall, trying my best come up with a snappy caption that will inspire you to do the same. This game should be like the "Chicken Dance" at a wedding, everyone should join in. Let's go!


"Watch it Bitch, You almost nipped my Kibbles-N-Bits!"

Should I declare myself the Champ of this weeks installment? Or do you think you have what it takes to bring me down? Leave your name so I know who I beat...Muuaaaahhhhahahhha!

The Champ is here-
Patrick