My lips hurt....Gosh!

I was relaxing at home tonight when I noticed pain coming from my lip region. As I was trying to remedy the situation, I thought of the movie Napoleon Dynamite (as one usually does when his or her lips hurt). I thought I would post some of the funniest quotes from the movie and see if anyone felt like leaving a comment to vote for their favorite. So here goes.

-Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh! (Napoleon)
-I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. (Napoleon)
-*to Pedro* So, you got my back and everything, right? (Napoleon)
-*to Rico* Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak. (Napoleon)
-Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. (Napoleon)
-Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. (Kip)
-Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state. (Uncle Rico)
-This is pretty much the worst video ever made. (Napoleon)
-Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. (Rex)
-Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. (Napoleon)
-[referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. (Napoleon)
-Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. Napoleon to Pedro)
-You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. (Napoleon)
-Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! (Napoleon)
-Your mom goes to college. (Kip)
-Make yourself a dang quesadilla! (Grandma)
-But my lips hurt real bad! (Napoleon)
-[speaking to Pedro and Deb] Are you guys having a killer time? (Napoleon)
-[while hitch-hiking] Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups? (Napoleon)

So vote for your fav...or add it in the comments section.

Later-
Patrick