Results...and help please!
ALERT! ALERT! There will be no Friday Game this week! So sorry, but I have more important issues to attend to. Read below and help me!
Sarah was this weeks winner with "Should help Baby from Dirty Dancing "carry a watermelon" with ease... ". She knew that I could not pass up a Dirty Dancing quote, and she used that to her advantage! After hours of hearing Toul and I sing every song, and quote every line, through the walls at many a Dart Tourny...she knew what she had to do. Congrats Sarah on your second Sticker!
On a more serious note...I need all of you guys' help! I am getting ready for another season of Fantasy Football, and if I didn't win the title the year before, I always change my name. Now I need you guys to vote on your favorite (notice the fancy new Poll on the right side of this page?). I will now explain each possible choice to let you know what they mean:
Hamper Stinkers: When you take a crap at someone's house and they are out of Toilet Paper, so you wipe with a towel and bury it in the bottom of the Hamper
Angry Dragon: When a guy ejaculates in a girl's mouth, and the guy smacks the girl on the back of the head causing it to shoot out her nose. the girl then glares up at the guy like an "angry dragon"
Balloon Knot: Slang term for a Butthole
Angry Pirate: When a guy ejaculates in a girls eye, then kick her in the leg causing her to hobble. argghhhh!
Chulo: This word in Spanish directly translates to Pimp (Los Chulos: The Pimps)
Colonic Jihad: Explosive bowel movement resulting from the ingestion of szechuan chicken.
Crotch Boiler: When you fart but your legs are close together, and your anus is blocked and the ass air released bubbles up in between your leg and balls giving you an odd yet relieving feeling. Usually happens when riding a bicycle.
Grape Smugglers: When a guys jeans are so tight you can see his friggin balls.
Bacon Strips: The poo stains in your underwear (aka: skid marks)
Bedroom Zombie: While engaging in the act of sex with a woman doggy style, you spit on her back, simulating ejaculation. As she turns to look with a smile on her face, you reach your full glory and do it on her face.
Now vote for you favorite. I know...I know...some of those were disgusting. And I didn't warn you before you read them. Oh well, if those were the nastiest things you have ever read, you should go read some of my past posts. So quit crying and go vote, cause I really need your help right now! The draft is this Sunday and I still have to design my logo for the name you pick. Thanks in advance and you can only vote once per day (from the same computer *wink wink*) so vote till Sunday morning as many time as you can!
Always nasty-
Patrick
Sarah was this weeks winner with "Should help Baby from Dirty Dancing "carry a watermelon" with ease... ". She knew that I could not pass up a Dirty Dancing quote, and she used that to her advantage! After hours of hearing Toul and I sing every song, and quote every line, through the walls at many a Dart Tourny...she knew what she had to do. Congrats Sarah on your second Sticker!On a more serious note...I need all of you guys' help! I am getting ready for another season of Fantasy Football, and if I didn't win the title the year before, I always change my name. Now I need you guys to vote on your favorite (notice the fancy new Poll on the right side of this page?). I will now explain each possible choice to let you know what they mean:
Hamper Stinkers: When you take a crap at someone's house and they are out of Toilet Paper, so you wipe with a towel and bury it in the bottom of the Hamper
Angry Dragon: When a guy ejaculates in a girl's mouth, and the guy smacks the girl on the back of the head causing it to shoot out her nose. the girl then glares up at the guy like an "angry dragon"
Balloon Knot: Slang term for a Butthole
Angry Pirate: When a guy ejaculates in a girls eye, then kick her in the leg causing her to hobble. argghhhh!
Chulo: This word in Spanish directly translates to Pimp (Los Chulos: The Pimps)
Colonic Jihad: Explosive bowel movement resulting from the ingestion of szechuan chicken.
Crotch Boiler: When you fart but your legs are close together, and your anus is blocked and the ass air released bubbles up in between your leg and balls giving you an odd yet relieving feeling. Usually happens when riding a bicycle.
Grape Smugglers: When a guys jeans are so tight you can see his friggin balls.
Bacon Strips: The poo stains in your underwear (aka: skid marks)
Bedroom Zombie: While engaging in the act of sex with a woman doggy style, you spit on her back, simulating ejaculation. As she turns to look with a smile on her face, you reach your full glory and do it on her face.
Now vote for you favorite. I know...I know...some of those were disgusting. And I didn't warn you before you read them. Oh well, if those were the nastiest things you have ever read, you should go read some of my past posts. So quit crying and go vote, cause I really need your help right now! The draft is this Sunday and I still have to design my logo for the name you pick. Thanks in advance and you can only vote once per day (from the same computer *wink wink*) so vote till Sunday morning as many time as you can!
Always nasty-
Patrick
posted by Patrick at
1:23 AM
2 Comments:
In reference to the anonymous quote on a previous post, I think bald men are sexy too.
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Anonymous, at 26/8/05 9:11 AM
Lucky for her, her partner in my wedding is the hairist man on the planet.
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Anonymous, at 26/8/05 9:11 AM
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